Charles McFarty is coming to tea
He eats and drinks then has to pee
Pretzels and prune juice and whatever he sees
He’ll down it all and does plenty of pees.
A piece of cake and lots of tarts
He eats it all and then he farts
“Another piece of cake, if you please!”
He’ll ask quite nicely and then he pees.
He becomes quite sad when he can eat no more
And thinks about barfing on the floor
His pretzels and prune juice will be history
And then he’ll go for another pee.